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Let's get it out there, I hate dating... It's become a pain in the ass and a hassle - everyone tells me you need to throw a lot of crap against the wall before something will stick. Well nothing seems to be sticking. I don't mean to come off as bitter, I like meeting new people, but it's getting bothersome to start from scratch over and over...
I'm a catch - I'm young and successful. I'm 27 years old, I have very low debt, a decent credit score, I own my own car, I pay my bills on time, I live on my own in an apartment. I'm educated with a Masters degree in Higher Education. I don't consider myself to have a job, I have a CAREER. A career that I am very successful in, and considered a wunderkind of my field. I am hardworking and motivated, I have always been a driven person and refuse to settle on my life. I have a future ahead of me and I'm looking for someone to share in this success and this future. I have a lot to offer a potential mate.
My friend told me that I need to put together what I want, what I think I need, what I think I deserve... so let's see if anyone out there meets these qualifications...
- I want someone who is similarly educated... you either have your Bachelors completed, or are in progress of your Masters.
- Someone who has the same level of motivation as me. You have identified a career goal and you will not let anyone (including me) stand in your way. You should want to be successful.
- You have a job (preferably in your career field, but not necessary, as long as you meet the above guideline), your own car, your own computer, your own cell
- You aren't saddled with tons of debt. Student Loans, credit card bills, car payments... we all have those, that's life. But I am not going to date someone who is in way over their head because they put their ex through college and got stuck with the bill, or other stupid fiscal mismanagements. You should be able to pay your bills on time, and not have any disconnect notices attached to your refrigerator.
- No baggage... I know single moms need loving too (I was born to a single mom), but after lots of experiences, I cannot date someone who has kids. Sorry.
- You keep up on current events. I don't mean you need to read three newspapers a day, and DVR the news programs, but you should have a relative idea of what is going on in the world today - a healthy mix of pop culture and hard news is desired, but not required.
- You are relatively close to my age... people say age is but a number, but I disagree. I don't want someone I need to educate on the world, and I don't want a Mrs. Robinson either. I'm sure if I am single at 45, the thought of dating an 18-20 year old will be appealing, but right now, I am looking for someone who is between 24-32.
- You don't smoke or do drugs. I've never done a single drug in my life, and never smoked a cigarette. I'm a social drinker, I enjoy happy hours with my friends at work, and that's about it.
- You aren't insanely clingy or needy. Don't lose your shit because I can't talk to you on the every day for 5 hours, or I can't text you right away either. I'm busy, you're busy, we have lives. I want to share my life with someone, not have someone take over my life.
- Don't be overly friendly and hang out or talk to your exes on a regular basis. This might be a weird guideline, but seriously, they are your ex for a reason, and if you feel the need to hang out with them or stay in consistent touch, you aren't over your ex and need to figure out your life before you can move on.
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